YOU WANT TO DO WHAT TO MY WHAT?

   Discovered "internet chat".....

   Found myself talking (if you can really call it that) to some woman who claimed to be able to cure my insomnia and have me sleeping like a baby. Always being game for a challenge, a said "you're welcome to try..."

   What followed was the most depraved, unmentionable, disturbingly taboo dialog I have ever experienced....

   I think I'm in love.

   Ok, it wasn't THAT bad... I've just never encountered a woman with that kind of vocabulary before.... the things she said....

   Dear God I hope she was actually a woman.....